Lazy and sleepy post....

My mental note.

I admit I am too lazy to even hold my camera.

I promised to post a photo everyday. So I guess a JPG is counted as long as I described my day with a photo.

My ex housemate once called ourselves as fellow pig.

Fellow pigs like to sleep.

Whenever we have free time, we sleep.

Sometimes when we hang around on the bed, chatter away, we can end up sleeping.

Yes, we prefer sleeping than talking.

When I was in uni, UTM, I usually go to the library, Perpustakaan Sultanah Zakariah.

I go there to sleep. I heard it is forbidden to sleep in the library. In order not to get caught sleeping, you can use my tips.

Tips: put a open book on the table, and put your head on it as if your are reading, and hold a pen in your hand. Then sleep. 

BEWARE of drooling saliva! So use library books. Pile the books up high to make sure you neck in comfortable position. You won't want to get stiff neck.

When I travel, I usually sleep at airports. I am a bum to any airport.

Tips to sleep at airport: Use a jacket to cover your face and if possible your bum (I covered it because it is a lady bum.)

If you snore, people won't know it is you who slept there.

BEWARE of missing the flight!! Remember to set alarm to wake you up.

I even fell asleep when I was working, when I was doing data processing.

Tips: Sit on the chair (better with chair with headrest), leaning on it, with your hand on the mouse. Move the mouse or clicking as if you are working. Then have a half sleep.

Once in a lecture, I tried to be awake for the mathematics lecture. I sat on the front row, hoping the lecturer's voice can keep me awake. I even forced my eyes open wide.

However, the numbers became sheep counting and forcing me to doze off.

I woke up after a minute of dozing off.

My lecturer said I look scary when I was sleeping, like a dead fish with my eyes open, but only white eyes, with no cornea. He didn't mentioned my name, but I know it is me. Because I was sitting at front row, in front of him, staring at him while I was sleeping.

My physic lecturer had to tell us about inertia and gravity theory applied on shitting to make me fully awake, when he saw me dozing off in his class.

How shit fall downward and not upward when you are shitting...

written by Nomi

on 13 Jan 2010