Mar 21, 2010

Foreskin

Warning! This post's content may not be suitable for those under 18.

"He is uncircumcised. Ooo too much skin. It is abnormal."
"Uncut man are the best."

Dialogs above was heard in Sex and the City 2.

Even though there is female cicrumcision too, but usually circumcision is all about man. Cut! Cut! Or should I say, peel! Peel! Peel!

Circumcision is best illustrated in wiki. Not all men are circumcised. Usually those who circumcised for the purpose of hygiene or religion. Here is another link about peel! Peel! Circumcision is about removing the foreskin of penis.

Once a guy asked me about circumcision, I told him that circumcision is like peeling a banana skin. Maybe the guy thought I know much about circumcision is because I come from Malaysia, a muslim country. I can't deny that I did some research about circumcision long time ago. I also know that modern circumcision tool looks like champagne cork opener.

Circumcision tool 
Circumcision tool


Champagne cork opener
Circumcision tool Versus champagne opener. Do you see the similarity? So you can relax yourself If you planing to go for circumcision. Just think that it is only a champagne opener. What big harm can it do to your 'precious'? Or you prefer a tool shown below?


Circumcision knife
Here is the part your imagination is running wild. 
One hand is holding circumcision knife, another hand is holding your penis. Ah Chooooo!! A sneeze and all will be too late. It is all gone. The song 'It is all coming back to me now' won't be able to bring it back. No matter how professional a doctor is, the doctor is still a human.

So that champagne opener look alike tool is a magical circumcision tool. No need to worry much about sneezing doctor.

You guys don't go check out each other penis in peeing cubicle, looking for circumcised and uncircumcised penis. Just care about your own 'elephant.'

12 comments:

foongpc said...

Haha! This is a funny post! Comparing the circumcision tool to champagne opener? Haha!! Both looks intimidating!! And I don't even want to mention about that knife! LOL!

Hugh7 said...

It is MUCH harder to peel the foreskin from a baby than a banana skin. More like peeling off a fingernail. The pain must be excruciating. And that's before the cutting even starts.

Most men in the world are NOT circumcised. Only Muslims, USAmericans, Filipinos, South Koreans, tribal Africans, Jews, eastern Polynesians, some Melanesians and aboriginal Australians. The English-speaking world tried it, found it did no good (except the US), and has all but given it up. No harm has resulted.

Your links are biased towards circumcision. Try this one. It's biased towards leaving babies and children alone.

[SK] said...

and why are you so well knowledged about men's circumcition huh?? kekeke~~ :p

[SK] said...

hmmm, i don't think circumcition is like peeling a banana.. to me, peeling is peel the whole skin from top to bottom - ah!! that's not possible for a circumcition - and OUCH!! :p

Bananazą“• said...

So its like peeling bananaz, oh really? Ah Chooooo? My goodness the knife sure looked rusty. Thought those with foreskin would have good foresight. Not related?

conan_cat said...

lol! damn funny lar ur post. xD i'm glad i'm uncut. :x lulz!

and champagne opener and knife, hahaha!! xD

but really, i'd suggest leaving the boys alone, lol. as long as they know how to clean the elephant daily, there's no need for circumcision really :D

Ghosty Nana said...

foongpc, champagne opener does not look intimidating. Nowadays doctor prefer that cool tool. Only angry wives will prefer that rusty knife to anything.

Hugh7, usually circumcision is suggested be done around 12 years old. Because the cut will be smoother. There advantage and disadvantage of cut and uncut. Personally, I think it is recommended with a willing heart and not forced. Usually muslim kids have to circumcise due to religion purpose,

[SK], hahaha, i think doctor won't take extra effort to peel whole skin. Me so knowledge because I was curious, and google is my friend.

Bananaz, what foresight will u get with foreskin? Did your ears feel the heat when I was writing about banana?

conan_cat. yes have to clean the elephant well. Or else have to be cut cut.. or peel peel.

Kelvin said...

Circumcision...ouch~
I WILL NEVER have one as long as i am alive lol.
My privates are clean even with the skin:D

Ghosty Nana said...

hahaha.. maybe you can try it when you get too bored

Ovonel said...

lol - am actually developing a marketing campaign on this

Naomi said...

Ovonel, seriously?? you marketing this tool??

Ovonel said...

yup