Oct 21, 2010

Koteka

What is koteka?

It is a men's traditional underwear for aborigines in Papua Island.

What is so special about it?

It is made of guord.

You mean it is hard?

It is not only hard, it is also long. And... it even has kawasari's feather at the end of it. You don't have to take off your underwear when you want to pee.You can just pee through it. No need to go to toilet. Your boss would love you wearing it because no time wasted for going to toilet. However this is only applied to koteka in Irian Jaya. Koteka in Papua New Guinea is shorter. Don't ask me why.

Do you find it is hard to show your sexual interest to a lady? Just wear koteka, save you the time and effort to tell the lady you want her pants off or her skirt flying off. Because koteka moved whenever your organ moved.

Want to get a revenge? Just slap the face of your enemy with koteka and claim it as an accident. Who would ever thought an underwear can hurt anyone. Underwear is always the innocent one.




                  

7 comments:

Caroline Ng May Ling said...

wow! 1st time knowing such thing! :D

AmirFX said...

I want those thing... Plzzzzz.....

Merryn said...

Eeeeeeeeeek! lol..... eeeeeeeeyyyyyerrrrrrrrr!!!!!

[SK] said...

yeah, i saw that in a TV show and the host even tried to put that on.. so you gonna buy a few as souvenirs for your friends back home?? :D

Bananazą®‡ said...

Oh free size koteka with strings attached..wonder will they wear them while sleeping errrr kinda of hard to roll with that thingy in between or depends on their state of mind for positioning? hehe..

Ghosty Nana said...

Caroline, can see in Discovery Channel.

AmirFX, mau pakai ya?

Merryn, heheh

[SK], so the ball is inside or outside? not going to buy, useless.

Bananaz, very observant. I think they sleep naked without underwear.

Sarawakiana@2 said...

Today I have learned a new word....thanks.