sex education

For those who are not familiar with Asian culture, sex is actually a very taboo topic, despite of many involved in sex activities at a very young age nowadays. 10 years ago, you can say that not all ladies dare to explore their sexuality, and some even have the concept that sex is dirty. However this mindset had changed, with the proof that many are involving in the market of sanitary pads.

I had a chat with someone, the conversation is related about ladies embracing our sexuality.

Last month, A jokingly asked me to wear bikini to an formal event, so I said, "I will wear bikini, only if you go there naked, in your birthday suit." 

Today, she jokingly told me that I can register for a dance performance of 15 person. I told her that the sum of my close friends are not even 15. So she jokingly suggested that I join the performance with my brother's team of taekwondo, I dance while the kids perform martial arts. So I said, "So you will perform nakedly?"

Then suddenly, A related me to a 'pervert', saying I keep talking x-rated stuff. So I turned speechless....... Did I said anything x-rated? Being naked can be a art, if your intention of being naked is to be an art.

 

After reading Cyril's post about sex education in school, I remembered a health talk which our doctor on board gave us every week.

About the health talk, it was about STD, sex transmitted diseases. Before the talk, a safety officer warned me that there are some pictures which can be obscene. I thought the doc is going to show us penis and vagina, and he did show some pictures of penis and vagina. But all those pictures of penis and vagina are very gruesome, full of cauliflowers. One of the STD is also called as cauliflower. Some of the organs are beyond recognitions. 

After that talk, we have to have cauliflower as our lunch. 

If sex education in schools started with STD lessons, I think the students won't involved in sex activities so easily.

Facial - ALLUNIQUE

ermm... Do I really have to blog about this?

Okla....

ALLUNIQUE ROCKS!!!

Did you sense my truthfulness and sincerity? If you say YES, you must be lying.

How can someone sense that from a blog post.

ALLUNIQUE is about beauty - facial, slimming and hairy. Hairy at the right place -head.

Who says facial is only for ladies? Nowadays so many men talk about beauty tips with me. If you doubt their straightness, I assure  you that they are 100% straight, because they have girlfriend each.

Frankly I think they are more ladylike than me. Once I was lectured by my guy friend, saying I don't look like a lady. I may not have botox or fan of lamb collagen, I am still a lady! huh..... you must be blind if you say I am not a lady!!!

Ooppsss.. I should not shout because I am a lady. I should not laugh loud. I should cover my mouth when I giggle. Huhuhuhu.... Am I a lady now?

 I like to go for facial. Usually even before the facial started, I will fell asleep. Have you see a goldfish's mouth? That's how I look like when I am asleep on facial bed. But after all the pimple and black head squeezing, my face may be swollen like a round sponge cake. So the expert have to make sure my face resides to its original round size after all the squeezing. If not, people may think it is 15th day of Chinese lunar calendar. It is full moon again.

Do you go for facial?

Do you tweet?

I don't really tweet.

Twitter seems to be very popular nowadays. If you see someone keep smiling at his mobile phone, either that person is:

a. reading sms from that person's heartthrob or mistress.

b. reading sms fom that person's wife/husband, only if that person is newly wed.

c. updating Facebook.

d. tweeting.

I don't know why did I sign up for twitter in the first place. I don't have much to report. I hardly wrote anything on my Facebook wall, so I don't really tweet.

If I tweet, "I am at Miri Airport." Then someone knows I am at Miri airport and curious how do I look like in real life, curious to see am I as cute as I claimed? Then suddenly a person approach me saying, "I know you, you are that ghost who wrote ghostynana." My appropriate answer will be, "If I am a ghost, then you are a stalker. How do you know I am here?' Then that person will probably said, "I am your friend in twitter." Then my face will probably turn into *o*.

Or perhaps I should be very personal when I tweet. 

'I just farted.'

'Today, I spend my whole day sitting on a couch.'

'Tweeting from toilet. Can you smell my tweet?'

Or should I pretend I am very intelligent.

'The moon is there on the sky during daytime. It is there but we can't see due to the bright sunshine.'

'1 kilogram equivalent to 1000 gram.'

'I am very intelligent.'

For those who add me in twitter, you will be disappointed with me because I will only log in my twitter when someone add me in twitter. I just updated my twitter because someone just added me.

Do you tweet? Here is mine.

Listener

Getting emo? Looking for listener? Are you a good listener?

Everyone need someone to talk to when we feel emo and down. A good listener is very crucial to handle an emo person.

Even in searching for listener, principle of opposite attracts is influencing the preference of listener. For example, son tells everything to mother, guys prefer to talk to ladies about their feeling and trouble. It is hard to see son talks about emotional stuff with the DAD.

Maybe some ladies don't agree with me, because they said lady friends are a better listener and better adviser. But guy friend will have more convincing force than lady friends. A lady can get advices from 3 ladies, but still feeling sad. However when A guy friend gave her advice, she will felt much better than getting advices from 3 ladies. 1 : 3, 1 man =  3 ladies.

Being a good listener is not an easy job, you have to be neutral and not too much advice because you only know about the problem from one perspective. Dealing with guy is different with lady. Usually ladies like the listener to hate person they hate, because ladies may complain for the sake of complaining. After complain, it makes us feel lighter and happier. Not sure what guy likes...

People usually said that I am a good listener. But who can be my good listener. It is like photographer only gets to take others photo, but no photo of the photographer. Once I have a guy friend who treats me as his listener, but when I treat him as my listener, he just accusing me for thinking too much and being too emo. I am very choosy in choosing my listener. Not easy to find a good listener among my friends, as they all too busy with their life. Sometimes people can give too much advise until it is annoying, because I already know most of the advices. Please just listen and give some response, and not diverting the attention to yourself.

That was when I started my 'emo' blog. Another blog which I wish no one will find it. If you found it, just keep it a secret. I feel happy with my life, because I can throw all rubbish negative feeling to that blog. After all negative things are gone, there will only positive things and life will be very promising to everyone. Even when something bad happen, it is easier to feel it is blessing in disguise. That is why I have so many rubbish bin photos in my hard disk.

P.S: I am not emo, I am just under the spell - dizzy spell.