Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Jun 21, 2010

having coffee while looking at lizards

Let's have a coffee break and play with trapped lizards.


Fresh coffee comes with shit.

Tips to make the shit sink faster to the bottom:
* Put coffee and hot water 1st, then put in sugar. I haven't try but you can.

Many spoiled brats may not need this tips because they have the modern coffee making machine. When spoiled brats ran out of paper filter, they will cry, "arghhh... no paper filter, no coffee for me. uwarg uwarg (brat's crying sound)."


This coffee making machine was introduced to me by my Brazillian colleague, whose mind only filled with Curitiba.  Yeah, he is a spoiled brat. Thanks for his good persuasion to our manager, we got a coffee machine in our office. The advantages of its existence in our office is that we can always have fresh coffee, there is no need to walk to the kitchen for coffee break. The disadvantages of it are that everyone in the crew came to our office for coffee, including clients, so we have to behave ourselves all the time. We can't gossip, we can't be slacking, we can't play minesweeper, we can't Friendster-ing (Facebook was not popular then), we have to pretend that we are working. Torture.....

Mini coffee maker
 Then another kiwi colleagues brought a mini coffee maker. She is not a spoiled brat, because she doesn't cry over lack of filter paper. After lifting the top cover, make coffee in this cup-look alike-coffee maker. Then pull the iron button so the whole stick lifted to the bottom of the cover. Next, cover it with the top cover. Then slowly put down the iron button to the bottom of the cup. It works like a filter. Now you can pour out your fresh brew coffee.

Whatever tool you use to make coffee, you won't affect the quality of your coffee. It is the coffee that counts.