Sep 6, 2011

Wedding spree as a Sister

Attended 2 wedding dinner in a week, 1 & 4 Sept 2011.

Wedding dinner on 1st Sept, it is my neighbour's wedding. It is special because I know many new friends that night.

4 Sept is bit tough because I was bride's sisters during the day. As sisters, our responsibility is to torture brothers of bridegroom when they came to fetch the bride. This is typical modern day chinese wedding. Brothers have to go through phrases of test before they bridegroom can get to the bride.

  1.  When they reach the gate which is locked, they are required to write vows on a paper given by us. They have to read out loud for the bride. When the bride heard the vows, she gave signals to us and proceed to 2nd phase.
  2. The door is locked. Keys are hidden in ice blocks. They break the ice and open the gate. The brothers are barbarian, it is easy for them.
  3. Happy hour! They have to drink beers and burp! We have a sound measurement device to measure it. The one who can't burp have to wear coconut bra and hula dress, and start hula~~ 
  4. Best Model of the day! Pick a lot and the lucky two become the model, and makeup by the brothers according to given photo. It was so funny, because they had fun and creative in using the makeup tool. Rambo eyes and clowns lip! Never expect same guy who dance hula get to be the lucky one.
  5. Balloon within balloon. Another door to pass through, door into the house. Arch of balloons, with key hidden within one of them. One angpow can only pop 5 balloons. This is so funny, because after the pop all the balloons, the right key has disappear. Lucky the groom have a spare key! Almost have to call for a locksmith~~~
  6. Next is yoga. One of the brothers want to do the corpse pose, laying on the floor. And they have to keep the pose while the others have to sing nobody nobody but you. They didn't know the lyric. Instead of singing the original lyric, they just sang ' I don't know, I don't know how to sing~~'
  7. Going up the stairs with question, 3 steps up with correct answer, 2 steps down or an angpow with a wrong answer.
  8. 10 commandment!! One of them is play less angry bird!  Signed!
Tiring but it was fun!

You may find it is quite easy. Most of the brothers' girlfriend or wife are sisters.
We have to be considerate and not make they suffer from stomachache or physical pain.
Looking for the missing key~~


[SK] said...

so fun making fool of those brother huh?? but this is not the worst i've seen lah.. i've seen one where the sisters asked the brothers to wear 36DD bra cut open at the tips, and placed packed milk inside the bra.. then ask the brothers to suck the milk from each other.. :D :D :D

Ghostynana said...

we can't humiliate the brother~~~~

CWMartin said...

Good grief! This is a common practice??? I like it here where the only duty for the groomsmen is a bachelor party... Which, come to think of it, is not much different.

Sarawakiana@2 said...

New tricks all the time...creative sisters.HHahahaha

Bananazą®‡ said...

Sometimes it is fun but have seen some 'ragging' went over board and I would say the sisters are sadists. Best is not to get too physical coz the sister just dont care. Groom and best man in suit already hot inside and being physical in the hot sunny weather is not considerate. People laugh becoz they see people suffer but they do not 'feel' the suffering which I did.

Naomi said...

Bananaz, lucky the bride's house is mostly cover with roof. It is hot for us too. Maybe the groom should consider put some roof at bride's house before the big day.