Who are you?" or "what are you?"

Who are you?" or "what are you?"

2 young kids walking around in the small space of my room. What are these 2 kids doing on the vessel? One is still standing while one is relaxing on the chair. Talking about creepy, this is more creepy than the guy who kept staring at ladies with the creepy stare and jump out of nowhere just to surprise us.

I am just looking at them while laying on the bed, as if I am awake.

Suddenly the kid came near me. Too near that I started to shout! Aaaahhhhhhh!

Supposedly 2 of my sleeping room mates woke up and open the curtain of my bed.

Eyes open, blinking... I am facing the wall. IT was all dream. A nightmare.

I hope I did not really shout just now.

It did seems real, I just kept calling the name of the Lord silently. Climbing out of my bed while looking around.

I always have creepy nightmares, when sleeping through my sickness.

1,3,5

Today is public holiday, Hari Raya Haji, in Malaysia. However too bad, I have to recuperate at home. I am sick.
I can only blame myself for it.

It started on one evening with..

a jog from 5 - 6 pm.
swim from 7 - 8.30 pm
go for a meet up at Afresco.
I called this triple shot in one night.

This triple shot brought me to a meeting of 1 enemy,3 brothers and 5 friends.
One of the 3 brothers is extremely cute, made a fool of myself by giggling like a schoolgirl. Hehehehehehe

I think I catch a cold that night.

The lucky numbers are 5, 3, 1.
3 activities on 1 night, met 1 enemy, 3 brothers with 1 very cute, and 5 friends.

Confused?

Shh.... I am actually back to blogspot.....

Shh....

I am actually back to blogspot....

This wordpress is too materialistic. Everything is about money here. I am not going to pay just to post Nuffnang's Ad.

I know.. I know.. I only earn RM 3 after 1 year blogging. But there is the fun of watching my Nuffnang Ads disapearing most of the time, and reappearing like magic. It makes my life full of surprises. I know I can't see the Ad most of the time, it is a satisfaction that I am connected to an ad. My earning from Nuff is not even enough to cover it.

Wordpress layout is too professional and no fun. this is my hobby. Hobby supposed to be relaxing and fun, with no restriction. So wordpress bored me...
So bye to wordpress, back to blogspot.

Homesick cook

Someone is missing home. That's our cook. 

Starting tonight, he will prepare midnight breakfast for us. When I was having my late night supper beside him, he was showing his photos on his HP laptop.  He show me his daughter's photo more than once. She is a very pretty lady. She must be his precious. If not, he won't be looking at her photo for so many times. After working for 27 years, as cook on vessel, he is planning a business. (*envy mode*)

He had no choice but sleep late and wake up very early to prepare foods. Hope he won't be too tired tomorrow. I already ate instant noodle for few days, so tonight is a much better meal than usual. I won't want to wake up 8am just to satisfy my hunger. (Bear in mind, my working shift is noon to midnight.). 

After eating those food, now I am wondering when will I start to go to gym?

Someday, I have to lift my butt and working out at the treadmill.

Content or Font?

Is it the content or is it the font?

I think it is the BIG CAPITAL FONT.....

When you chat with someone virtually, only with typed alphabets, font is an important factor in expressing you. BIG CAPITAL font can intrigued sense of annoy easily, as if you are looking for a fight with your font.

Recently chatted with someone with BIG CAPITAL font, I felt very annoyed. And it was intensified with the content.....

Next post is THE HAIRY ONE

Kids in love with me - Sunday

Last weekend, went out with a friend for shopping. We end up buying nothing and took nothing home except McD in our stomach. So call window shopping. 

When I was standing at the entrance of a shop, standing and looking at something, someone beside me pat my handbag. It is the little girl who was with her mother, standing there, giving me a sweet smile, as if she knows me. I looked at her mother, maybe I know her mother. Her mother didn't even noticed that she pat my handbag. I gave her a sweet smile, and she and her mother left me standing there in confusion.

At evening, while having dinner at  restaurant, a little boy suddenly stand apposite of me, across the big table, shouting bye to me. No one is behind me and he is looking at me. So I am sure he is saying bye to me. Then his dad suddenly appeared behind him, ushered him to go home.

Those kids makes me wonder maybe there is someone else who looks like me. Or they think I am familiar because I am as cute as Dorami.

or maybe I look like their classmate. :P

Weirdo's confession

I just don't get it...

Do I look like stupid?

hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nay nay naaaay ne. Once is enough for me. No need to see a ghost twice to know the ghost.

Asking for my help... but sound like scolding me...........

Dude, I had quit from the world of foolishness. Am not applying for any vacancy in that industry.

I can't help you, dude. Maybe Mr. Google can help you.

I am just a weirdo who knows nothing, sees nothing, and hears nothing, like the monkey.

You are welcome to call me names, because I like names.

You are welcome to message me, because I will keep it confidential.

You are welcome to text me, because I don't really keep my mobile phone with me.

When you ask me a question of yes or no, it means I can say either yes or no. Logic?

When you treat me rudely, I can just ignore you and let you disappear from my world. Why be bother by something worthless?

A weirdo can't help you. So don't find weirdo for help, dude.

Rest

Resting... from virtual world for a while, after a big impact. It is better remain unwritten and unspoken.

If you don't know, keep quiet..

If you know, keep quiet too.

A real rest, or a rest like teachers on teacher's day.

I heard my friend have to go for cleaning activity (gotong royong) in school on Teacher's day.

It is how the school show their gratitude to teachers nowadays.

without work, life as teacher is meaningless.

sex education

For those who are not familiar with Asian culture, sex is actually a very taboo topic, despite of many involved in sex activities at a very young age nowadays. 10 years ago, you can say that not all ladies dare to explore their sexuality, and some even have the concept that sex is dirty. However this mindset had changed, with the proof that many are involving in the market of sanitary pads.

I had a chat with someone, the conversation is related about ladies embracing our sexuality.

Last month, A jokingly asked me to wear bikini to an formal event, so I said, "I will wear bikini, only if you go there naked, in your birthday suit." 

Today, she jokingly told me that I can register for a dance performance of 15 person. I told her that the sum of my close friends are not even 15. So she jokingly suggested that I join the performance with my brother's team of taekwondo, I dance while the kids perform martial arts. So I said, "So you will perform nakedly?"

Then suddenly, A related me to a 'pervert', saying I keep talking x-rated stuff. So I turned speechless....... Did I said anything x-rated? Being naked can be a art, if your intention of being naked is to be an art.

 

After reading Cyril's post about sex education in school, I remembered a health talk which our doctor on board gave us every week.

About the health talk, it was about STD, sex transmitted diseases. Before the talk, a safety officer warned me that there are some pictures which can be obscene. I thought the doc is going to show us penis and vagina, and he did show some pictures of penis and vagina. But all those pictures of penis and vagina are very gruesome, full of cauliflowers. One of the STD is also called as cauliflower. Some of the organs are beyond recognitions. 

After that talk, we have to have cauliflower as our lunch. 

If sex education in schools started with STD lessons, I think the students won't involved in sex activities so easily.

Do you tweet?

I don't really tweet.

Twitter seems to be very popular nowadays. If you see someone keep smiling at his mobile phone, either that person is:

a. reading sms from that person's heartthrob or mistress.

b. reading sms fom that person's wife/husband, only if that person is newly wed.

c. updating Facebook.

d. tweeting.

I don't know why did I sign up for twitter in the first place. I don't have much to report. I hardly wrote anything on my Facebook wall, so I don't really tweet.

If I tweet, "I am at Miri Airport." Then someone knows I am at Miri airport and curious how do I look like in real life, curious to see am I as cute as I claimed? Then suddenly a person approach me saying, "I know you, you are that ghost who wrote ghostynana." My appropriate answer will be, "If I am a ghost, then you are a stalker. How do you know I am here?' Then that person will probably said, "I am your friend in twitter." Then my face will probably turn into *o*.

Or perhaps I should be very personal when I tweet. 

'I just farted.'

'Today, I spend my whole day sitting on a couch.'

'Tweeting from toilet. Can you smell my tweet?'

Or should I pretend I am very intelligent.

'The moon is there on the sky during daytime. It is there but we can't see due to the bright sunshine.'

'1 kilogram equivalent to 1000 gram.'

'I am very intelligent.'

For those who add me in twitter, you will be disappointed with me because I will only log in my twitter when someone add me in twitter. I just updated my twitter because someone just added me.

Do you tweet? Here is mine.

Earth Day in Miri

Today, it is Earth Day in Miri. Anyway, I didn't go. I saw some photos of it in Facebook.

What exactly Earth Day is trying to tell us? I guess it is trying to create the awareness of practicing 3R, reduce, reuse, and recycle. Reduce, resuse and recycle plastic! why plastic? Because plastic is not biodegradable.

But...

It is fashion show today, with models wearing newspaper, plastic, laundry basket, cans, straws...

Are they really using used laundry basket, used plastic in designing those clothes in the fashion show?

There is one model wearing newspaper and the dress is really nice. It really convery the message. To save the earth, we have to wear newspaper and magazine as hat.

What about the straw dress? Are those straws really used straws?? It is the straws people use to sip water. Did they really collect used straws from hawkers to make the dress?

I hope they really re-use used stuff. If not, they will be creating new rubbish instead of reducing rubbish.

It is just some thoughts from a couch potato.

Horror Genre

It is night. It is time for horror story.

According to myth, ladies like to watch horror movies. Maybe ladies like to watch horror movies with male homosapien. It will be a good chance to take advantage of that male homosapien. Are you wondering why I think ladies only like to watch horror movie with male homosapien?

So far not many of my lady friends would suggest to watch horror movies with me. I seldom go to watch movies in cinema due to bad condition of the cinema in my town. Mouse may run over my foot when I am in the cinema.

For a period of time, I always went to cinema with my lady friends. I always don't get a chance to watch any horror movies, and I always end up watching romance or family movies which is better to watch at home. I don't think crying scenes need a good sound effect (as if the cinema have a good one). It is no fun to watch with someone who prefer to close her/his eyes when the person is 'watching' a movie. So I don't think many ladies like to watch horror movies. The statement of ladies like to watch horror movies is only true if 'Notebook' is consider horror.

I am a fan of Stephen King's story. The story line in the movie usually does not have too much difference from the book. It is great because it will match up with my imagination when I read the book. Stephen King's way of writing is very captivating. Every small details was written that I can feel I am in the scene itself. His stories usually evolved around children and more like urban legend.

My favorite horror movie is IT. After watched IT, I was scared of drainage hole in bathroom and clown. Any doll made from hard material with movable eyelids does not appeal to me. Try to imagine a clown's hand suddenly come out from the under of bed and hold your legs. It is freaking enough just to see a clown doll, sitting on a chair and keep smiling to you. I still can't figure out why kids like clown.

Once I read a compilation of Stephen King's short stories, I can't continue reading after reading it for a week straight. During that period, I was staying in hostel of UTM KL. The hostel's toilets were very scary because the big pipe above our head always produced sound due to pressure or water. I was so scared that whenever I was in need, I ran to the toilet and finish the business as fast as possible. I didn't even dare to look into any mirror. I didn't wish to see anything in the mirror. It was only after few weeks, I forced myself to finish reading it because I had to return it to the library.

From time to time, I like to scare myself. Who want to watch horror movie with me?

Foreskin

Warning! This post's content may not be suitable for those under 18.

"He is uncircumcised. Ooo too much skin. It is abnormal."

"Uncut man are the best."

Dialogs above was heard in Sex and the City 2.

Even though there is female cicrumcision too, but usually circumcision is all about man. Cut! Cut! Or should I say, peel! Peel! Peel!

Circumcision is best illustrated in wiki. Not all men are circumcised. Usually those who circumcised for the purpose of hygiene or religion. Here is another link about peel! Peel! Circumcision is about removing the foreskin of penis.

Once a guy asked me about circumcision, I told him that circumcision is like peeling a banana skin. Maybe the guy thought I know much about circumcision is because I come from Malaysia, a muslim country. I can't deny that I did some research about circumcision long time ago. I also know that modern circumcision tool looks like champagne cork opener.

Circumcision tool 

Circumcision tool

Champagne cork opener

Circumcision tool Versus champagne opener. Do you see the similarity? So you can relax yourself If you planing to go for circumcision. Just think that it is only a champagne opener. What big harm can it do to your 'precious'? Or you prefer a tool shown below?

Circumcision knife

Here is the part your imagination is running wild. 

One hand is holding circumcision knife, another hand is holding your penis. Ah Chooooo!! A sneeze and all will be too late. It is all gone. The song 'It is all coming back to me now' won't be able to bring it back. No matter how professional a doctor is, the doctor is still a human.

So that champagne opener look alike tool is a magical circumcision tool. No need to worry much about sneezing doctor.

You guys don't go check out each other penis in peeing cubicle, looking for circumcised and uncircumcised penis. Just care about your own 'elephant.'

Changes in the past 10 years

This post is inspired by Muarica's post.

10 years will be from age 17 to 27.

I guess my life start to change at the age of 17, after finished my high school.

Almost all my ex high school friend who met me again after 10 years, said I had changed 180 degree.

Changes are good. Changes mean we are growing up.

My 1st presentation in Toastmaster was about 'My Past, Present and Future'.

My past was about my shyness, my journey toward confident life, challenges I set up for myself, realizing my dream and my Uni life.

My present is quite boring, does not have much changes. My present just filled with people comes and go, full of lazy bugs.

People may think my future is good. But I think my future still ahead of me. Thinking my future is my present will only make my life stagnant and with no changes. This is what happen to me now. I want a better future. I am not greedy, but I am ambitious.... hopefully...... 

Recently, I met up with ex highschool mate. After 10 years, many of them had changed. Most of them had became pretty ladies and handsome guys. Comparing to them, my physical appearance is still around the same circumference. hmnnn. I think I want to skip this discussion.

In the last 10 years, I did many stupid things which are not worthy to be recorded in writings. Some are better off be forgotten. Some can be forgotten after a good laugh. However, never regret of my past. At least I get a taste of everything.

You can take this test to know how much you have change in the last 10 years.

Mine is 48%.

You've Changed 48% in 10 Years

You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.
You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but time hasn't changed you.

..bla bla.. about my roundness...

I miss my old writing style... more humourous... but old style more naive...

How to write a good post?

I think self confidence can influence how I write.

Recently I went to Taiwan and gain few kilos.. and I don't dare to post my photo.

Should I show my round and chubby face again on my blog?

Why didn't the earthquake shake some of my fat off me?

Why didn't the cold weather burn some of my fat?

Mama, Taiwan bully me!! wua wua wua wua wua wua...

My face is as round as the bun..................

Curiousity

Last night or few hours earlier, I went out for a 'Starbuck'ing session with some friends.

While chit chatting, we talked about why some people have affair or one night stand. Then our guy friend said maybe it is the curiousity. If curiousity is the reason, does this mean that a guy who had one night stand before will be more loyal after married, comparing to guys who never tried it before? Still make no sense.

Talking about curiosity, it reminded me of an incident. I was in working in Egypt. In the basecamp, we had a bar. I usually do not go to bar. I guess that time was a special occasion, because I went there that night. I didn't drink, so I sat at the back part of the bar talking to colleagues. 

Then an Egyptian cook let me listened to Arabic songs on his mobile phone. While I was listening, I accidentally click into a folder full of porn (even have porn with animals). I quickly close the panel and returned it to the cook. I never expect that he showed me the porn to me. Being 23 years old, I was curious about the porn. But I rejected his offer, when I sense that it is dangerous to accept it. Accepting it may mean I am inviting him to my room. Then he offered to let me see another porn again, I rejected him again with a NO in a strong tone. I left the bar not long after that.

On the next day, the cook was fired. He was caught stalking two ladies, two big ladies (non Asian)!! If I accepted his offer to look at his porn out of curiousity, I think I won't be that lucky. As curiousity killed the cat. I don't want to be the cat.

About Josh

Just read a post by Josh. It is about his experience with woman. Read here.

As a lady, I admit that every lady always dream to have a rich knight, a rich prince charming as their boyrfriend or husband. In his sex drive, he had only 1st and only date with a cute lady, because the lady mind his humble car. Is car really that important for a man? Whenever a guy fetch me with his old car, the guy will always apologized for his old car. I don't get it. His self confidence is based on his car?

Personally I am fond of old car which is preserved in good condition. As it is not easy to do so nowadays.

I had 3 experiences with old car:

a) old car with cold aircon - The owner is a nice guy. Too bad we ran out of topic to talk after a period of courtship.

b) old car with japanese words - This one... sentenceless. Rejected me because I have no car.

c) old car with center lock - Nothing going on with this one, but no harm admiring a cute one.

Seems to have bad destiny with cars. I will go for tractor next time.

Sentenceless

Worst badminton game I ever had...

Sentenceless...

If you say I should write wordless instead of sentencelss..

I will be truly speechless....

A game which is lack of sportsmanship, it is a game that is not enjoyable.

When a player stop the game just to see his sms, really spoiled the mood.

Learned the lesson....

I won't join any game which is invited by this friend.

Her mobile phone is more important than the game.

I think she better bring along her bf to the game.

Woo

"There's no rationale in love!

You may be a fresh graduate who rides a motorbike and is poor, and you may no longer have your sideburns, but I'm still still fond of you. I already said the last time that even if you didn't take it seriously, I'd still fancy you. I hope to see you and hear your voice everyday. Whenever you're by my side, I can't help feeling happy and I think of you more and more!" And they kiss each other after a short conversation.

Above is a short dialogue from Singapore drama series I am watching. The lady was courting the guy.

People always said it is easy for a lady to woo a man. Is it really that easy?

Maybe it is easy if the lady is a pretty lady.

If a lady woo a guy, the guy may take the lady for granted. So many bad consequences. I know you people out there may say it is normal for lady to woo man nowadays. You may say it is normal on your mouth, but not in heart.

Is it that easy to woo a man?

.................................. blank...................

What am I doing now?

Located at Changi Singapore Airport.

Am too sleepy to walk around.

Too sleepy to think what to write. The post I just posted was written before I travel.

This post is written without any deep thought.

Not much sales in airport. Disappointing.

Inflight sales have more discount than here.

Can't sleep, Just ate. Can't think. Can't write.

 4 hours to go.........

What am I doing?

Reading blogs lor. I mean trying to read from 1st post to latest post of a blog lor. Excuse my Manglish.

Oklaaa.