Heloo, hey is you ah, ah Lo.
Why so stresssss?
Rilek la, breathe in, breathe out, and the start panting.
Why your mind so dirty one? Haven't shower for long time ha?
I thought you having labour pain ma.
Sorry, forgot you a guy, no pregnant one.
Aiya, you punya beer gut so big. I owes think inside there have baby ma. I wait wait oso no baby come out.
Wait 10 years oso no baby come out.
ah, you no understand me. haiya, rilekla.
speaky english no need standard la, cos malaysian ma.
if no end with ma, la, lor, no ma lay sia lor.
you think those speaky english know spelling english.
they oso conpuse than with then, lamb with lamp.
okla, I gtg. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
btw, u're true, if no "ma" "lorr" etc, not truly masian! xD
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This is funny!! =D
ReplyDeletea bit head scratching while reading on, you should have labelled who spoken which sentence mah.. anyway, luckily i can still understand what's going one.. :p
ReplyDeleteso is this kind of conversation between you and your friend??
ReplyDeletebut of course if talking to foreigner, i will avoid using all those suffices, else they will get other meaning instead..
ReplyDeletehaha, guess it's very common for us to have those mah, lah, lor suffices in almost every end of our sentence.. i actually feel closer to that person talking this way..
ReplyDeletehuh, your friend is right.. even many native english speakers will have problem with the spellings.. especially those words that are not following the normal conventions..
ReplyDeletebecause they might misunderstood we are all lawyers..
ReplyDeleteImigration: Why are you coming to UK?
Ah Beng: To study loh~~
:D
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ReplyDeletehehehe, all are from my mind, not related to any person.
ReplyDeleteCaroline, no ma, no maaaaaaaa enough lor
[SK], it is conversation of a person on phone, so there is only one person here. Yala, we can laa lii lor together maaa.
OF course can't talk with all those la li lor with foreigner, but I usually talk like that to foreigner for fun.
hahhaa, ya lor, what is there to study except lor ler.
[SK], it is me, and no other else. Sometimes have angmoh asked me to spell ler.
Kelvin, don't scratch your head too much, later bald.
Hohoho
ReplyDeleteso this is something you overheard people talking over the phone lah.. hahahaha!! so this must be either Ah Beng or Uncle, hehehehe~~ :p
ReplyDeletehuh?? only one person talking there?? i thot i looks like a conversation though??
ReplyDeleteThis is one way conversation. Imitating ah lian. hahaha. not overhearla. all is my creation.
ReplyDeletewow, angmoh also asked you how to spell?? hmmm, are you an English Teacher btw?? hehehe..
ReplyDeletehaha, ok ok, i finally read that.. so that person is actually you huh?? you're talking to yourself??
ReplyDeleteI am the writer. but I am not the character. :) It is my way of writing. I like to try many style of writing.
ReplyDeleteNot a teacher.
so what's with the "ma" and the "Lah" what does it mean?
ReplyDeletehi classmate.. got new layout huh.. nice one...
ReplyDeleteSK spamming here too hahaha
ReplyDeletehave a great day and happy blogging!
ReplyDeleteCaroline is my Malaysian vocabulary teacher hehe... i always asked what what's the meaning of this and that!
ReplyDeleteHi classmate, my layout remind me of schooling days.
ReplyDeleteMa lah lor ler is just words added by malaysian when we speaks especially Malaysian Chinese.
It can be a kind of expression. Example: Ya = yes
Ya meh? (this mean the person is doubting)
Yalah (this mean the person very confidently say yes)
Happy blogging to you too.
Why like dat wan? What talking you lah I got no listen? You no come I no go leh.
ReplyDeleteI wonder will the angmoh pengsan if we talk to em this way. lol...tQ.
this one very dificult ler. me oso no listen. y so many leh? cannot lar ha?
ReplyDeleteSure fainted, but it is fair, bcos we can't understand some angmoh too.
yeah, cool.. different style of writing, and definitely changing the layout of your blog everyday.. :p
ReplyDeleteso.. wanna try some other HTML scripting to have different style of posting?? hehe~~ :p
ReplyDeletehahaha. I get bored of my layout.
ReplyDeletei thought malaysian refer beer gut as spare tyre? XD lol
ReplyDeletelol.. truly malaysian..
ReplyDeleteEric, yeah you are correct ler. you so smart, mentang mentang sama sama dari UTM. hahaha
ReplyDeleteOf cos lor, Shirleen!
[SK], you can give me some other type of html to try, but have to wait for my lazy bug to die before I do it
ReplyDelete@.@ dont understand. lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is this la? Cannot understand la.
ReplyDeleteSo confusing one meh this blog?
But never mind lo.
Cos I think I can understand a bit lo.
Cos I am Malaysian mah.
So no worries la : )
Hahahaha. Sometimes I also think my post is very confusing.
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